Monthly Archives: April 2014

why i am [continuously] coming out of the closet

i just tuned my guitar.  all by myself.  AND IT WORKED.  oh. fuck. yes. in other news, my wife and i had sex once, and it was AWESOME.  i thought things were better, but we haven’t fucked since.  most of that is because i have been sick as fuck [as in, mucus spewing from my […]